Jokes

Q. How do you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete is very hard to crack!

Q. If someone has three apples and two oranges in one hand, and two apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?
A. Very large hands!

Q. How does a human go eight days without sleep?
A. No probs, he sleeps at night!

Joe-Did you hear of the baseball team that won a game without putting a man on the base?
Emily-Yeah, it was an all girls team!

Q. What could you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner

A duck goes into a bar at late night and asks the bartender, "Do you have peanuts?"
The bartender replies,"It is a bar, we don't have peanuts."
The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks the bartender the same question.
"NO! We don't serve peanuts, now stop asking!" the bartender says.
The duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks the same question.
"NO! NO! NO! Leave and never ask me again!" comes the reply.
The duck goes and comes back again asking the same question.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! If you ask me again, I will nail you little feet to the floor! LEAVE!" says the angry bartender.
The duck leaves and comes back the next day.
"Do you have any nails?" asks the duck.
"No" says the bartender.
"Do you have a hammer?"
"No"
"Do you have any peanuts?"